ROYAL café

[Dragonballz01]

burns the bar down*

TAKE THAT ALCOHOLICS

do i win now?
fire enough rockets and you are bound to hit a sniper in the face

yellowrock- smiling and waving in the face of certain death

epic vehicle crash game:
1.find a server with no enemies
2.find a vehicle
3.crash vehicle
4.bonus points if you die in the crash and if you have passengers

[Fin33]

I walk into the pub and start shooting

[stg.]

wiskey for all cause i i i ... think i am drunk

[Blitzgreigh]

Thou used to prance gaily about the countryside, until thin took an arrow shaped projectile to the hitheroplexia.

[DesertWolf]

(Walks into bar whistling) *Bullets wiz by and chair hits nearby wall* (Immediately walks out of bar still whistling)

[Fin33]

I walk into the bar and sit at the Counter and mumble.

[AleksGorecki]

The rain pours down endlessly... The café is empty at the moment, the war has reached a critical stage and customers are scarce. Nino prepares to close early once again... lights off... chairs stacked, another penniless yield.
Suddenly Nino hears footsteps from outside, he freezes; National patrols have been spotted wondering deep into Royal territory before. The door swings open, and in the moonlight the silhouette of a tall figure, slowly makes its way towards a table. The dark figure sits down and lights a match to ignite a pipe with... As the match is drawn closer to the figures face an eye patch comes into view, and the one eye that can still see looks deeply into Nino's eyes.
"Who are you?" Questions Nino.

*Do you know who the mystery customer is?*

[Nechronic]

Wait- I'm in it though ._.

[damien-12-13]

this is weird

[Luigileon]

heh.....

[AlphaDawg]

*I walk into bar, lagging because of bad connection*

Hey
Hey h-
-guys wussup. Can I get a drink-
-a drink-dri-drink.
THERE IS A PROBLEM WITH YOUR CONNECTION

*bar crashes*

[BFStar555]

(19-01-2012 09:08 PM)AleksGorecki Wrote:  The rain pours down endlessly... The café is empty at the moment, the war has reached a critical stage and customers are scarce. Nino prepares to close early once again... lights off... chairs stacked, another penniless yield.
Suddenly Nino hears footsteps from outside, he freezes; National patrols have been spotted wondering deep into Royal territory before. The door swings open, and in the moonlight the silhouette of a tall figure, slowly makes its way towards a table. The dark figure sits down and lights a match to ignite a pipe with... As the match is drawn closer to the figures face an eye patch comes into view, and the one eye that can still see looks deeply into Nino's eyes.
"Who are you?" Questions Nino.

*Do you know who the mystery customer is?*


The guy in your signature!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HisFather]

Be Warned :The Cake Is A Lie!

[damien-12-13]

yo erg lokl allemaal

[Vysoldier]

Bartender, 1 ice tea and 1 glass of water. The water is for my friend here who is a commando and he is trying to look invisible! Hahaha! The ice tea is for me.

[Kalidiscope_]

A old drunk Welsh man stumbles into the bar. "This isn't a gentleman's club!" he shouts in a slurred voice. He walks up to the bar, points his finger at the tender then falls over.

[bwiint]

not bad

[Commander:Heinz]

20 Imperials(Japanese Faction) Drive up in trucks and get out, march into the bar and demand that everyone put here hands in the air were they can see them. "我々は彼らを見ることができた誰もが空気中に手を入れて!". An officer holding a manila folder of paper work and a revolver then ask for the Welshman to come outside first to be questioned.

[MRSTYLES]

Wheres My Knife Oh I left it inside that Solider xD

[Nechronic]

*Shoots Chinese idgets*