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06-12-2012, 11:38 PM | Post: #1
qqqqqqe 
I will be giving steps on how to join a server full of people the same level/ELO.


1. Sign in and get attacked by the claw.
2. Start up the game. (obvious)
3. Cross your fingers; hoping error 1002 or 1001 doesn't decide to troll you today.
4. Get trolled by error 1002
5. Get trolled by error 1002 again
6. Repeat "third Times the charm!", only to get trolled again by error 1002's younger brother error 1001
7. FINALLY get on to play after all the hard work.
8. Give yourself a pat on the back.
9. Change characters; because playing Royal gets depressing after losing ten times in a row
10. Error 1002 trolls you once again because it enjoys the Angry on your face.
11. Start up AGAIN after changing your default character.
12. Press the dreaded Play Now button that haunts your dreams.
13. Get thrown into a server with one other nooby person on their team who doesn't understand the concept of Pre-game and takes the match way too seriously.
14. Feel the strange urge to teach the noob a lesson by killing him in the most unexpected manner, and messing with his mind.
15. Feel satisfied that you made someone ragequit
16. The Forever alone feeling sets in.
17. See if you can scale the massive mountains with the power of a tnt.
18. Fail
19. Exit the game because the boredom is too OP
20. Click Play now and get stuck in the exact same server that is in a pre-game
21. Exit once again
22. Outsmart the Play now button by choosing a map that is not the pre-game
23. Get placed in a server where the enemies total level doesn't even add up to your level.
24. Go on a killing spree, most likely causing several new players to give up on Battlefield Heroes and scarring them for the rest of their lives.
25. Feel depressed....immensely
26. Take a break to cry yourself to sleep
27. Wake up 5 minutes later
28. Use the dreaded Play Now Button
29. At last get into a server full of Pro players that are your same level!!!!!
30. Get kicked because somewhere, some idiot with a VIP status is more important than you apparently.
31. Perform a well executed Facepalm

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06-12-2012, 11:42 PM | Post: #2
EddyKawabata 
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06-12-2012, 11:42 PM | Post: #3
zandvoortco 
But EA had enough time to introduce the workbench....
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06-12-2012, 11:43 PM | Post: #4
Wixxi 
Someone sticky this brilliant work of art.

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06-12-2012, 11:45 PM | Post: #5
Bownage. 
That, or start at step 28 whilst using a commando, then replace step 29 by "Get kicked out for mando limit", followed by step 25 and repeat from there on.

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06-12-2012, 11:49 PM | Post: #6
TadejV 
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Well gj at making me laugh Big Grin

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06-12-2012, 11:51 PM | Post: #7
Kriking 
(06-12-2012 11:42 PM)EddyKawabata Wrote:  [Image: citizen_cane.gif]

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06-12-2012, 11:52 PM | Post: #8
Wixxi 
Also, best thread ever.

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06-12-2012, 11:52 PM | Post: #9
[Mastermind]Phil 
yea you forgot the part when the server crashes when you finally found a good game.

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07-12-2012, 12:02 AM | Post: #10
ApacheThunder 
I agree. VIP slots as a concept is total BS.

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07-12-2012, 12:19 AM | Post: #11
Dr.Overdose 
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that made me laugh Big Grin

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07-12-2012, 12:34 AM | Post: #12
The_WUUSTER 
Just about sums my thoughts up about this game.

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07-12-2012, 12:59 AM | Post: #13
TheArmada 
Well said..

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07-12-2012, 01:20 AM | Post: #14
Yohhh 
That is so true Sad

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07-12-2012, 01:21 AM | Post: #15
Wemoksoid 
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But where's the client crash when there's a rare decent match?
Or the infinite search bar when you're trying to find a nice server by joining a friend?
Or whatever, this game makes me sad.

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07-12-2012, 01:24 AM | Post: #16
kraXel 
qqqqqqe for president!

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07-12-2012, 01:24 AM | Post: #17
APELINCOLN 
A story of my life.

The MOST annyoing thing is when you FINALLY join a server and get kicked by a mando limit >_>

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07-12-2012, 01:25 AM | Post: #18
doef 
It's sad...

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07-12-2012, 01:36 AM | Post: #19
WaChI305 
Had to laugh, exactly how this game is ^^

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07-12-2012, 01:41 AM | Post: #20
MadGrandpa 
I know right... hapenning to me every weeks

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