How to stop all errors, regardless of the error, works with all systems and browsers!

[AHolst]

How to stop all errors related to computers from happening with my special 10 step program.

Here is the magical 10 steps:

1: find a big hammer or other heavy object on a stick.

2: bring it to your computer.

3: smash the computer with your big hammer or heavy object on a stick.

4: pick up the pieces.

5: put it in a cotton bag and seal the opening.

6: find the nearest skyscraper or other verry high building, the tower of a church or a cliff will work too.

7: go to the top of your skyscraper/verry high building/church tower/cliff of choice.

8: put the bag on fire.

9: trow it out from the skyscraper/verry high building/church tower/cliff of your choice.

10 (optional): if your computer was your life you could smash yourself with a hammer or other heavy object on a stick, go to the top of your skyscraper/verry high building/church tower/cliff of choice and jump out while screaming "LEROY JEEEENKINS!".




DISCLAIMER

I do not take any responcibility for:
Lost or damaged computers.
Burned, injured or missing limbs (including heads).
Grievous bodily injury and/or mental trauma.
Any injuries related with laughter coursed by this 10 step program.
Mizzpelign
Anything else that isnt in the "I do take responcibility for" section.

I do take responcibility for:
Laughter coursed by this 10 step program.

End of disclaimer

[vurdolak]

lol, thats exactly what i desired to do when i had my last computer-problem.

[Pow R. T. Hoc]

WTF, you lied to me!!!

[AHolst]

who lied to who? and where are my socks? ... oh damn it, they where in the cotton bag...

[42Commando]

Finally!!!! A fix it guide I can understand.

[AHolst]

Bump!

[|Grayfox|]

(12-06-2009 09:37 AM)AHolst Wrote:  DISCLAIMER

I do not take any responcibility for:
Lost or damaged computers.
Burned, injured or missing limbs (including heads).
Grievous bodily injury and/or mental trauma.
Any injuries related with laughter coursed by this 10 step program.
Anything else that isnt in the "I do take responcibility for" section.

I do take responcibility for:
Laughter coursed by this 10 step program.

End of disclaimer

wrong spelling of responsibility

[Rogiertje]

IT WORKED!!!!

[Holefire]

(14-06-2009 03:05 PM)Rogiertje Wrote:  IT WORKED!!!!

lol
can you please provide a pictorial i don't think i quite understand?

[Th0raxe_III]

Can use a chainsaw for this fix or does it have to be a hammer?

[Psychologix]

This would be better applied to the dev team's computers. How many do you think you'd go through before all these sh*tty bugs and errors got fixed? <10 is my guess.

[NightmareShadow]

Does bazooka works? I don't have any hammer

[AHolst]

Well, i said heavy object, but i think that both chainsaw and hammer works....

And i migth be able to supply with a pictorial when we reace septemper, i dont have any computers to smash before then.

[WinterDuitser]

(14-06-2009 02:47 PM)|Grayfox| Wrote:  

(12-06-2009 09:37 AM)AHolst Wrote:  DISCLAIMER

I do not take any responcibility for:
Lost or damaged computers.
Burned, injured or missing limbs (including heads).
Grievous bodily injury and/or mental trauma.
Any injuries related with laughter coursed by this 10 step program.
Anything else that isnt in the "I do take responcibility for" section.

I do take responcibility for:
Laughter coursed by this 10 step program.

End of disclaimer

wrong spelling of responsibility

wrong spelling of we don't give a F

[Mr.Eagle]

THANKS!!!ITS STARTING TO WO......:@WTF IT DIDNT WORK1 IM GOING TO SUE YOU AFTER I HAVE A MILKSHAKE!

[AHolst]

(17-06-2009 05:21 PM)Mr.Eagle Wrote:  THANKS!!!ITS STARTING TO WO......:@WTF IT DIDNT WORK1 IM GOING TO SUE YOU AFTER I HAVE A MILKSHAKE!

If it didnt work you migth want to try step 10 once more (Verry, Verry evil smile)

[FrostyMarine]

LOL Gratz your on front page xD


this is what i want to do with my crappy old computer(not the babe im using now) that cant play any games. besides most likely my dad will buy another computer(sad to say that he wont vouch for another custom gaming computer)


xD

[arecno]

it worked for me it was great my pc works

[Johnnz92]

Quote:I do take responcibility for:
Laughter coursed by this 10 step program.

What if I die because of laughing?

[^_^gaky^_^]

hahaha i laffet so hard !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDDDD ok if i will do 10 aaaaaa your a killd you hore xDDDD JK
nice one