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07-04-2012, 01:35 PM | Post: #1
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Why are the Royals Losing?


Recent studies have shown that through the years, the Royals are losing more fights over time. How can this be when the Royals were at their peak a few years ago and winning most battles over the Nationals? After winning the battle over at the National's home base 3 years ago, it was discovered that they found the National's food supply base. This is when the Royal's worst horrors begun. Being in a strict diet to maintain full efficiency. It all went downhill once they spotted the local delicacies the Nationals had to offer.


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'Just one taste..' said the Royal officer to his troops as he glared at the delicious pastries. Little did they know that this would doom them all.
Addiction began to spread and the legendary diets that kept them at top notch condition for the war.. were no more. Once there were no more food, Royals started to invade the Nationals for just their food. Hungry Royals invading National territory day after day after day. But the Nationals were not just silently watching the progress. They noticed that over time the Royals were running slower, were less concentrated. Still, they were not sure what to make of this information yet and decided to patiently wait for the answer.

The Ugly Truth


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One year later the Nationals found out. The Royals were getting fatter and less effective in battle. They were simply not what they used to be. 'Now is our time to Strike!' said the Nationals. While the battles were still somewhat even, it was obvious that the Royals were winning less than what they used to.
Eventually, Royal scientists stopped worrying about the war entirely and begun its focus on food researching instead.
Two years later, the Royals scientists managed to discover the formula for food cloning.

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At this point they just neglected the war entirely as they had no further purpose to try and invade the Nationals for their food. But the Nationals kept on rampaging forward...

The end is near


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It was obvious that the war has been won by the Nationals. Barely able to move their bodies, the Royals just didn't care anymore. They just spent all day eating and eating. As time went by, another problem arose for the Royals. Their women were repulsed by what had become of their men and refused to breed with them.
'If they won't make an effort, then why should we?'

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Yet the Royals were unaffected by their threats. Their mind had become poisoned by the pastries.
Life was good and ignorance was bliss.

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Will the Royals rise again?


It is said that there is one Royal scientist that has yet to give up hope and has been trying to develop a perfect fighting monster. This was simply not possible before as it required the object to have inhuman amounts of bodyfat. The research indicates that it is trying to create a mutated breed combined with humans and alien DNA found in a meteor years ago.
'Just give me 20 years and we will win the war!' said the scientist.

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But in twenty years, it could all possibly just be too late...

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(This post was last modified: 08-04-2012 12:35 PM by Blackwyn.)
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07-04-2012, 01:37 PM | Post: #2
NL-Biggar 
Real reason:


(14-03-2011 08:27 PM)NL-Biggar Wrote:  It almost took a year before he was spotted again. Living in the wilderness had taken its toll; he had become very skinny and the battery of his robotic arm was almost empty. He needed to get back in touch with mankind, and quickly, so he decided to head for the battlefield once again. There wasn't a chance any of the Royals would accept him after what he had done, but maybe he could cut a deal with the National Federation.

During his time in space, he had learned a lot about various pieces of advanced technology and all of this was enough to convince the leader of the Nationals to offer Mel protection in exchange for information. He was put to work in the National laboratories and under his command, the National scientists made great progress. Another advantage for Mel was that, when all of these technologies were used against Royal Britannia, the Nationals might be able to win the war, thus defeating Biggar as well...

Mel joined the Nationals.

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07-04-2012, 01:42 PM | Post: #3
Eckhardx3 
XD......

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07-04-2012, 01:42 PM | Post: #4
TheRealRobbe 
Hahahaha!
Nice story bro! Big Grin

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07-04-2012, 01:44 PM | Post: #5
Emokiller3000 
Lol, epic thread. :>

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07-04-2012, 01:44 PM | Post: #6
Fearless-Death 
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07-04-2012, 01:44 PM | Post: #7
Drew 
I like pasties. I have high level Royals.
OMG! It's true!!!!!

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07-04-2012, 01:45 PM | Post: #8
Serban25 
Cool story! That was awesome Big Grin!

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07-04-2012, 01:47 PM | Post: #9
Fearless-Death 
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07-04-2012, 01:49 PM | Post: #10
XXXInf!nity 
Epic postSmile)) Nice story BRO!!!

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07-04-2012, 01:49 PM | Post: #11
GhotiGhost
This should put them off cakes for a while:

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07-04-2012, 01:50 PM | Post: #12
register_header 
looool

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07-04-2012, 01:51 PM | Post: #13
Rafael94 
And thats why royals are fat

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07-04-2012, 01:53 PM | Post: #14
dhyheroe 
OMG Laught my face off
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07-04-2012, 02:00 PM | Post: #15
KatyKarrenbauer
Cool story bro.
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07-04-2012, 02:01 PM | Post: #16
chokkieJR 
Hahahaha, nice

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07-04-2012, 02:06 PM | Post: #17
AceEmerich 
LOL, you forget one thing, Nationals have a natural resist to candies and all this suggar, they can eat all this trash food without stay fat and lazy.

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07-04-2012, 02:07 PM | Post: #18
...ProMax... 
Epic!!!!!!!!!!

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07-04-2012, 02:10 PM | Post: #19
Fealesh1 
(07-04-2012 01:49 PM)GhotiGhost Wrote:  This should put them off cakes for a while:

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I don't even wanna know what this cake is..

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07-04-2012, 02:11 PM | Post: #20
gunner274 
(07-04-2012 01:49 PM)GhotiGhost Wrote:  [Image: cakesnotforfainthearted.jpg]

:O Thats da alien!

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