What makes Royals so Great - The pure truth

[APELINCOLN]

(WARNING: Long post. Leave your rage at the door, this post is filled with jokes and silly insults with some truth sprinkled in. It's all in good fun.)

After reading this post, I thought about posting my own. But this is the true story

What makes Royals so great? Is it their funny humour? Their big muscles? Or simply just their awesomeness?

Well, the first thing is they have the most awesome clothes. The nationals always wear black trenchcoats and items with skulls on it. Even the National flag has a skull on it. Isn't tthat just depressive and emo/gothic?



But the Royals have clothes that actually is worth looking at.



Our clothes are happy, creative and unique.
Hell yeah.
We've even got Super Mario, Link and Skyrim on our side.



Our fashion is way better than those pesky Nationals

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Our vechiles are also more supreme than the National vechiles.
Who wants an airplane that's plain black with some yellow/black stripes? No one.
Who wants an aiplane with awesome camouflage and shark teeth? Everybody. And that's just a fact.


So once again, I declare the Royals for the superior race.

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Also, the Royals are always (or mostly) jolly and happy.
When we use the laugh emote, it's a warming and welcoming laugh. When the Nationals "laugh" they actually just make some random pig noises.
When we flex, we flex like the greek God, Zeus. With almighty power.
When the Nationals flex, they look like if they're trying to dance ballet. And failing at it.


Besides, the National Nikolaus is evil,
While the Royal Santa is happy, jolly and always in the mood for some hot cocao.

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Oh, what's this?
The no. 1 player is a Royal - MustangTogunner.


So I think I'm done here. I've concluded that we, the Royals are supreme. The Nationals are just some douchebags who needs to excersise some more.

I'm out.

-NordicGuy

[APELINCOLN]

Royals etc.

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Welcome, dear reader, to the "What makes the Royals so great - the pure truth" thread. I will try to set different examples and conclude why we, the Royals, truly are the greatest.

[Tomonor]

(01-04-2012 06:40 PM)APELINCOLN Wrote:  Our clothes are happy, creative and unique.
Hell yeh.
We've even got Super Mario, Link and Skyrim on our side.

Don't forget the epic scooter royal.

[DopeMuch?]

Agreeeeed, the "I need a ride" emote for nationals is just bad.

[BerniTheKing]

the best player is Royal but the 2nd-10th(not 8th) best players are nats D:

[DopeMuch?]

8/10 National players, have no life:/

[Gator4Eva]

Mustang having no life = Royals Supreme

[gunner274]

Its easier to snipe royals out of their jeep.

[GHOSTRACC00n]

Nationals have better jeeps, nuff said

[CaptainShootALot]

Mustang is not a good argument, srsly

[bidda6]

ooh no they have a plumber on their side!
what are you going to do?jump over our heads?
nationals are far superior,deal with it.
we have darth vader on our side.

[Tomonor]

(01-04-2012 06:40 PM)APELINCOLN Wrote:  ...While the Royal Santa is happy, jolly and always in the mood for some hot cocao.

Aaaand that will certainly win you the war.

[bidda6]

we have darth vader,your argument is invalid.

[Dragonblade12]

Royal jeeps r fail.easy headshot while nat jeeps got shielding window . NATIONALS FTW!

[simon2010]

Dude wth, to say every nat item had skulls you took like the only ones and put it in a set. You didnt even look at the other clothes, which are way better. Royals got a big fat problem in their feets btw. And the first player is royal, the 6 following are nats. And look at every scoreboards percentages, nats got a BIG advantage in wins, and an advantage in points. I see you searched far to get arguments, and you try to hide all the good national sides, when they got even more than royals. And yeah, it's easy to snipe royals not only in their jeep but everywhere cause they look fatter. The royal jeeps make weird sounds and tanks/planes look more bad than nats vehicles.

If this post was to rate, 0/10.

[Unklz]

[bidda6]

royals,perfect food for trolls.

[Luca111]

I used to love royals then I started to play nationals recently, so i think my mixed review is reasonable and fair. These are responses given from me and others to critiscism based on this topic.

There are more royals than nationals on this game. however more nationals play! there are hundreds of accounts with single royal soldiers that are max. level 8.

There are more nationals with clothes and that are pro/good. but when the royals have the same weapons and BF (on average) they seem to be better skilled. This is why its easier to kill royals, because many are noobs, but this also explains why nationals are more irrational as they expect an easy target..but when they encounter a good royal and die, they are unexpected

Clothes/Weapons/Emotes are equal and balance themselves out. 50% of nat emotes are better thank royals, and vice versa. so its what you choose, that will make you look good, not your faction

Devs are equal. there are more central/northern/eastern europeans that are developers (I think, i only heard this) and they are usually national. but america is such a big market. they tend to spoil royals sometimes (rarely though) as most americans are usually royal.
*not stereotyping, its what i've read and noticed*

Overall, They both have good and bad parts and they balance each other out to be equal, when you are a nat, you see how bias people are to royals, but when you are a royal, you see how bias people are to nats

[Samu.]

(01-04-2012 07:00 PM)bidda6 Wrote:  we have darth vader,your argument is invalid.

May the force be with us

[Jovi_Alves]

(01-04-2012 06:44 PM)Tomonor Wrote:  

(01-04-2012 06:40 PM)APELINCOLN Wrote:  Our clothes are happy, creative and unique.
Hell yeh.
We've even got Super Mario, Link and Skyrim on our side.

Don't forget the epic scooter royal.

lol i mostly play with my royals...trully love that side...and yaa ha ha lol that scooter made me laugh so bad xD i never had seen it b4 xD