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13-11-2011, 04:12 PM | Post: #1
OverpoweredTree  Go to next important person...
Trees... From the beginning of closed beta up till now, they've been a major problem. They don't like humans. These overpowered creatures of nature are instakilling pilots for centuries. But that's only the beginning...

Why don't trees like humans?

Well, it's our own fault. Before the start of closed beta, trees have always lived in harmony and peace. But now, they get hit by bullets and explosives all the time. Not to mention the ones that are being destroyed to make clothing pieces from, such as the paper bags.

Why are the trees overpowered?
- They fly.
- They have a bullet-proof skin.
- They're trees.
- They instakill planes.
- They kill Flatus :|
Tree Mathematics:
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For years, this has been going on. We're okay with it. But they aren't. They don't want to get explosives thrown at them anymore. They don't want their perfect skin to get ruined with bullets anymore. They want paradise back.

The Treepocalypse
It all started when a new species was discovered. A flying tree, to make their efficiency against pilots even bigger.
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Pilots are being chased by the trees. Pilots can't fly around them anymore.
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The trees don't limit their targets to pilots. They're taking over BFH slowly. We must defeat the Tree Army, with the Tree King as their leader! I've been able to take a picture of these monsters, preparing for the attack, when I tried to do peaceful negotiations with the Tree King.
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Sadly, it didn't work out well and I had to flee. But I got chased and brutally murdered by one. They're everywhere. EVERYWHERE! D:
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They're everywhere. Even in the tanks.
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How could this happen you might ask? Well, as did I. I went on another expedition. I found AmazinDave and the Tree King talking together and shaking hands. IT'S A CONSPIRACY! This is also the reason why EA won't implement flamethrowers.
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Even one of the greatest BFH players, Flatus, got killed by this tree. I couldn't help him, so I vidded his heroic action. :|
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Stop the treepocalypse and help fight the trees! D:

Tree VS BFH Players
Here's some research I have done to try to destroy trees. Yet, I haven't found anything...
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Trees are now mind-controlling people.
(13-11-2011 06:12 PM)Maximilian Wrote:  Trees require a serious buff.
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13-11-2011, 04:15 PM | Post: #2
OneHitKill 
again such an epic thread, gonna read it right now Smile

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13-11-2011, 04:17 PM | Post: #3
piai55 
Thank god there are no trees in tanks. Then we would be facked <3

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13-11-2011, 04:17 PM | Post: #4
Dancah 
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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13-11-2011, 04:23 PM | Post: #5
ironsiolder123 
* ironsiolder123 runs to a very hot desert where there are no tress.

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13-11-2011, 04:24 PM | Post: #6
Mochihiro 
Omg! Finally someone documented this, the trees have been haunting me for years! D:

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13-11-2011, 04:26 PM | Post: #7
GuerreroVZ 
Nice there, i lol'd when flatus died in vid

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13-11-2011, 04:27 PM | Post: #8
CPT.Tijn 
AWENSOME !!! we need to kill all trees!

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13-11-2011, 04:29 PM | Post: #9
goeregoenoes 
trololololololololololo

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13-11-2011, 04:30 PM | Post: #10
OverpoweredTree 
Bad news, folks. I went on an expedition to gather more information about these trees. This is what I found.

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13-11-2011, 04:32 PM | Post: #11
arntdragon 
I have never felt safe because of the trees. They hide behind rocks and pop up to kill you!
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13-11-2011, 04:32 PM | Post: #12
Dancah 
(13-11-2011 04:23 PM)ironsiolder123 Wrote:  * ironsiolder123 runs to a very hot desert where there are no tress.

CACTUS ARROUND THERE MAH BOY!

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13-11-2011, 04:33 PM | Post: #13
Mochihiro 
Trees......with TANKS!!!!!

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13-11-2011, 04:33 PM | Post: #14
Dancah 
(13-11-2011 04:30 PM)OverpoweredTree Wrote:  Bad news, folks. I went on an expedition to gather more information about these trees. This is what I found.

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ROFLMAO!

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13-11-2011, 04:33 PM | Post: #15
MrNewb 
LLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL
U MADE MY DAY XDDD
Ur genius, keep up the good work Big Grin +1 for u bic boi

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13-11-2011, 04:33 PM | Post: #16
Born2kill42 
Hmm..i don't like those trees, the're punching my plane always when i want to fly...

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13-11-2011, 04:35 PM | Post: #17
thisenminiz 
Why won't EA give us flamethrowers (╯ಠ益ಠ)

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13-11-2011, 04:36 PM | Post: #18
OverpoweredTree 
(13-11-2011 04:35 PM)thisenminiz Wrote:  Why won't EA give us flamethrowers (╯ಠ益ಠ)╯

Good point you got there. It must be a conspiracy! EA IS WITH THE TREES! O NOOOOOOOOOZZZ DDDDD:
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13-11-2011, 04:39 PM | Post: #19
FanisChios 
Overpowered trees!
Damn wrong account to post...

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13-11-2011, 04:50 PM | Post: #20
CoBanyi 
dun worreeh gaiz! together we can overthrow the TreeKing!

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