Advanced Garner Guide!

[^iBangZ^]

If you want to be the second best garner (after me) you have to follow these steps correctly!

1. Always hide from unstealthed commandoes who have a K/DR of 0:0000000001! They are highly skilled and you don't want to mess with them!

2. Shoot a tank with your machine guns! They will get so many holes that the tank will explode!

7. Let commandoes knife you. The more an enemy knives you the more health you gain! Why is this commando healing you? BECAUSE IT WANTS TO TRUCE! SO DON'T SHOOT THE COMMANDO!

3. Use the Incoming! emote to poke your enemies eyeballs out!

5. Use your bazooka! Jump off a very high cliff and when you land use your rocket to send you up into space. DO NOT USE A PARACHUTE! While you are in the air you can shoot planes!

4. If you see a commando about to snipe you, get in a crouch position and stay still! The commando will see how brave you and he will be scared and when he is running away you can shoot and kills him!

10. Scare your enemies! Go right behind them and use the chicken emote! They will faint from fright and then you can kills them!

11. MAKE YOUR ENEMIES DIZZY! Go around and around them with your jeep and they will get dizzy! Then you can kills them!

12. Soccer balls are good weapons too! Kick a ball in their face and they will die and you will get points for a headshot!

Abilities:

Hero Shield: SHIELDS YOUR OPPONENT!
I Eats Pomegranate: Don't use this ability POMEGRANATE IS DISGUSTING!
Leg It: Makes you grab the opponents leg so they are faster because they are lighter and you are heavier. But then they are so fast that they lose control!
Explosive Keg: THIS IS A TRUCING ABILITY! The keg explodes so everyone gets some purple beer!
Frenzy fire: In snow maps Frenzy Fire can make a fire around you to keep your warm!

So what's the best way to kills my enemies?

Read number 3 in my points above! I just can't be bothered to write it again!

What's the best strategy?

USE PLANES!

Firstly, sitting on the wing of a plane gets you most kills. And if a plane wants to wongclip you get out a TNT. The pilot will realise that you are gorna throw a TNT on his plane so it blow up so he will fly away! And if he does try to wongclip get out your TNT and throw it on the plane and then jump over the plane!

If you can do kills like this after reading this guide you will be the second best garner in da world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Notyou]

Oh I see what you did there..

[^iBangZ^]

(15-12-2010 12:12 PM)Notyou Wrote:  Oh I see what you did there..

Did I just provide you with the best garner information eva?

[DarkSniper_1972]

ROFLMAO XD

I Love this guide xD its so funny writed.

love numbers 3. and 4. xD

[Notyou]

(15-12-2010 12:28 PM)ade43 Wrote:  

(15-12-2010 12:12 PM)Notyou Wrote:  Oh I see what you did there..

Did I just provide you with the best garner information eva?

At first when I saw the word 'garner' I was like 'No, not again this newbie how to be ossum guide'..
But yeah, I'm going to rulz teh dance floor with my new learned garner skillz!

[Saifuddin198]

HI notyou2 you joined my group

[Notyou]

(15-12-2010 12:42 PM)Saifuddin198 Wrote:  HI notyou2 you joined my group

o.O and apparently I'm the #1 ATM Well done me.

[DrIrukandji]

You are my hero

[ihate22]

I don't see any point of this guide...

[121231hsdkja1212]

Omg cant anyone doing a gunner guide

[Battelshipps]

(15-12-2010 12:00 PM)ade43 Wrote:  If you can do kills like this after reading this guide you will be the second best garner in da world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The first best garner? You have to ask?

[^iBangZ^]

(15-12-2010 06:34 PM)Battelshipps Wrote:  

(15-12-2010 12:00 PM)ade43 Wrote:  If you can do kills like this after reading this guide you will be the second best garner in da world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The first best garner? You have to ask?

Haha, this guy made my day.

[^iBangZ^]

(15-12-2010 06:05 PM)ihate22 Wrote:  I don't see any point of this guide...

By saying that you do see the point in this guide you are technically saying that you do know the point of the guide... techinically.

[ihaslolpug]

7. Let commandoes knife you. The more an enemy knives you the more health you gain! Why is this commando healing you? BECAUSE IT WANTS TO TRUCE! SO DON'T SHOOT THE COMMANDO!

4. If you see a commando about to snipe you, get in a crouch position and stay still! The commando will see how brave you and he will be scared and when he is running away you can shoot and kills him!


dude why would you tell us to not kill a commando in step 7 and tell is to kill him in step 4...
/facepalm

[^iBangZ^]

(28-12-2010 04:22 PM)ihaslolpug Wrote:  7. Let commandoes knife you. The more an enemy knives you the more health you gain! Why is this commando healing you? BECAUSE IT WANTS TO TRUCE! SO DON'T SHOOT THE COMMANDO!

4. If you see a commando about to snipe you, get in a crouch position and stay still! The commando will see how brave you and he will be scared and when he is running away you can shoot and kills him!


dude why would you tell us to not kill a commando in step 7 and tell is to kill him in step 4...
/facepalm

IT'S CALLED SWATERGY!


But seriously bro, don't take it seriously. The whole thing is a joke.

[BobDolez]

The point of this guide is to show you that Garner's are OP and should be nerfed, nuff said.

[ihaslolpug]

i know its a joke. i think this thread is pretty funny aswell.

[InvisibleGunner]

ill follow this garner guide from now on why didnt i think of it?????

[^iBangZ^]

(01-01-2011 02:34 AM)InvisibleGunner Wrote:  ill follow this garner guide from now on why didnt i think of it?????

Damn right.

[^iBangZ^]

I'm sorry guys,

I'm sorry. I never thought it could be this way. Will you please forgive me for making the garner extra, ultra, fantastically overpowered?