What makes Royals so Great - The pure truth

[Tomonor]

(01-04-2012 07:40 PM)Jovi_Alves Wrote:  i never had seen it b4 xD

I have failed!! D:

[larseman99]

(01-04-2012 06:40 PM)APELINCOLN Wrote:  (WARNING: Long ass post. Leave your rage at the door, this post is filled with jokes and silly insults with some truth sprinkled in. It's all in good fun.)

After reading this post, I thought about posting my own. But this is the true story

What makes Royals so great? Is it their funny humour? Their big muscles? Or simply just their awesomeness?

Well, the first thing is they have the most awesome clothes. The nationals always wear black trenchcoats and items with skulls on it. Even the National flag has a skull on it. Isn't tthat just depressive and emo/gothic?



But the Royals have clothes that actually is worth looking at.



Our clothes are happy, creative and unique.
Hell yeh.
We've even got Super Mario, Link and Skyrim on our side.



Our fashion is way better than those pesky Nationals

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Our vechiles are also more supreme than the National vechiles.
Who wants an airplane that's plain black with some yellow/black stripes? No one.
Who wants an aiplane with awesome camouflage and shark teeth? Everybody. And that's just a fact.


So once again, I declare the Royals for the superior race.

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Also, the Royals are always (or mostly) jolly and happy.
When we use the laugh emote, it's a warming and welcoming laugh. When the Nationals "laugh" they actually just make some random pig noises.
When we flex, we flex like the greek God, Zeus. With almighty power.
When the Nationals flex, they look like if they're trying to dance ballet. And failing at it.

Besides, the National Nikolaus is evil,

While the Royal Santa is happy, jolly and always in the mood for some hot cocao.

---

Oh, what's this?
The no. 1 player is a Royal - MustangTogunner.


So I think I'm done here. I've concluded that we, the Royals are supreme. The Nationals are just some douchebags who needs to excersise some more.
I'm out.

-NordicGuy

UHm, yeah Mustang is first but he is just a 30 years old nerd who is playing the whole day!!!!
PS: in the top 10 are 8 national

[larseman99]

(01-04-2012 06:44 PM)Tomonor Wrote:  

(01-04-2012 06:40 PM)APELINCOLN Wrote:  Our clothes are happy, creative and unique.
Hell yeh.
We've even got Super Mario, Link and Skyrim on our side.

Don't forget the epic scooter royal.

look that picture, a FAT royal. OMG!!
Royals arent awsome, there just FAT!!

[Tomonor]

^You had to quote the entire first post. You.

edit: And now you even double post. What's wrong with you, man!

[larseman99]

(01-04-2012 07:50 PM)Tomonor Wrote:  ^You had to quote the entire post. You.

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[larseman99]

(01-04-2012 07:50 PM)Tomonor Wrote:  ^You had to quote the entire first post. You.

edit: And now you even double post. What's wrong with you, man!

You just cry, i said that royals are FAT!!
and in you sig. i see 3 Royals!
Thats the reason you cry! isnt?

[Crowley69]

Our fat absorbs bullets.

You can stop the argument now, cause I just won.

[bidda6]

(01-04-2012 07:52 PM)larseman99 Wrote:  

(01-04-2012 07:50 PM)Tomonor Wrote:  ^You had to quote the entire first post. You.

edit: And now you even double post. What's wrong with you, man!

You just cry, i said that royals are FAT!!
and in you sig. i see 3 Royals!
Thats the reason you cry! isnt?

ironic?is he ironic or something?please tell me that it is irony.

[DopeMuch?]

(01-04-2012 07:50 PM)Tomonor Wrote:  ^You had to quote the entire first post. You.

edit: And now you even double post. What's wrong with you, man!

Nats....

[bidda6]

probably the OP is just trolling us because it's april fools,royals are just fat.

[Jovi_Alves]

(01-04-2012 07:59 PM)bidda6 Wrote:  probably the OP is just trolling us because it's april fools,royals are just fat.

lol royals not fat they are just chubby xD btw if your bored then check this out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5DwUugmyWI

[bidda6]

(01-04-2012 08:06 PM)Jovi_Alves Wrote:  

(01-04-2012 07:59 PM)bidda6 Wrote:  probably the OP is just trolling us because it's april fools,royals are just fat.

lol royals not fat they are just chubby xD btw if your bored then check this out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5DwUugmyWI

not sure if april fool or real link.

[Samu.]

(01-04-2012 07:47 PM)larseman99 Wrote:  

(01-04-2012 06:40 PM)APELINCOLN Wrote:  (WARNING: Long ass post. Leave your rage at the door, this post is filled with jokes and silly insults with some truth sprinkled in. It's all in good fun.)

After reading this post, I thought about posting my own. But this is the true story

What makes Royals so great? Is it their funny humour? Their big muscles? Or simply just their awesomeness?

Well, the first thing is they have the most awesome clothes. The nationals always wear black trenchcoats and items with skulls on it. Even the National flag has a skull on it. Isn't tthat just depressive and emo/gothic?



But the Royals have clothes that actually is worth looking at.



Our clothes are happy, creative and unique.
Hell yeh.
We've even got Super Mario, Link and Skyrim on our side.



Our fashion is way better than those pesky Nationals

---

Our vechiles are also more supreme than the National vechiles.
Who wants an airplane that's plain black with some yellow/black stripes? No one.
Who wants an aiplane with awesome camouflage and shark teeth? Everybody. And that's just a fact.


So once again, I declare the Royals for the superior race.

---

Also, the Royals are always (or mostly) jolly and happy.
When we use the laugh emote, it's a warming and welcoming laugh. When the Nationals "laugh" they actually just make some random pig noises.
When we flex, we flex like the greek God, Zeus. With almighty power.
When the Nationals flex, they look like if they're trying to dance ballet. And failing at it.

Besides, the National Nikolaus is evil,

While the Royal Santa is happy, jolly and always in the mood for some hot cocao.

---

Oh, what's this?
The no. 1 player is a Royal - MustangTogunner.


So I think I'm done here. I've concluded that we, the Royals are supreme. The Nationals are just some douchebags who needs to excersise some more.
I'm out.

-NordicGuy

UHm, yeah Mustang is first but he is just a 30 years old nerd who is playing the whole day!!!!
PS: in the top 10 are 8 national

so meaning in the top 10 their are 8 no life nats

[maffiemans]

Your last argument is funny.

[Jovi_Alves]

(01-04-2012 08:09 PM)bidda6 Wrote:  

(01-04-2012 08:06 PM)Jovi_Alves Wrote:  

(01-04-2012 07:59 PM)bidda6 Wrote:  probably the OP is just trolling us because it's april fools,royals are just fat.

lol royals not fat they are just chubby xD btw if your bored then check this out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5DwUugmyWI

not sure if april fool or real link.

LOL real link not april fool xD

[Frostfire_vThree]

the first player is even worse than me.

your argument is invalid.

Nstryracoz [how the hell is wrote that mane] is the real #1

[Wynhead]

Love to read these stories

Anyway, I prefer to play both factions <3

[2DayULive]

Nats r lose errrsssss

[bidda6]

(01-04-2012 08:13 PM)Jovi_Alves Wrote:  

(01-04-2012 08:09 PM)bidda6 Wrote:  

(01-04-2012 08:06 PM)Jovi_Alves Wrote:  

(01-04-2012 07:59 PM)bidda6 Wrote:  probably the OP is just trolling us because it's april fools,royals are just fat.

lol royals not fat they are just chubby xD btw if your bored then check this out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5DwUugmyWI

not sure if april fool or real link.

LOL real link not april fool xD

those videos just made my day!

[Samu.]

(01-04-2012 08:24 PM)2DayULive Wrote:  Nats r lose errrsssss

go back in the Mc donalds store royal