#1 Gunner Tip: Buy the friggin' rocket launcher

[Demoman]

Seriously gunners, buy the rocket launcher. It will be the best decision you will ever make.

Can't tell you how many games where I've seen hordes of gunners on both sides hopefully plinking at tanks with their MG's.

Watching a gunner try to stick TNT onto a moving tank is like watching a beached whale trying to flop itself back into the ocean. When I'm driving the tank, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

You can use it to:

A) Shoot tanks
B) Shoot planes
C) Shoot commandos
D) Shoot soldiers
E) Shoot gunners
F) Shoot kegs
G) Shoot jeeps
H) Shoot buildings for a rocket jump
I) Shoot teammates for a rocket jump
J) Shoot everything solid for a rocket jump

Call now and I'll throw in a free Leg It!

Advanced Tips: After you buy the rocket launcher, don't forget to use it. Your machine gun does not fire armor piercing bullets. In fact, it doesn't fire bullets. It fires little cotton balls that sometimes hurt people. So please use your rocket launcher.

If you have your friggin' rocket launcher, don't forget to put a point in I Eats Grenades! This om nom nom-alicious ability in combination with the rocket launcher will allow you to fight 90% of tank drivers out there in a 1 v 1 situation, providing they aren't little pansies that eject out as soon as the tank is at 40 health or something.

[Waterflames]

I have one, and I use it for more than tanks!

[Demoman]

(17-07-2009 09:43 PM)Waterflames Wrote:  I have one, and I use it for more than tanks!

We have a winnar!

[coax]

Quote:You can use it to:

A) Shoot tanks
B) Shoot planes
C) Shoot commandos
D) Shoot soldiers
E) Shoot gunners
F) Shoot kegs
G) Shoot jeeps
H) Shoot buildings (Rocket Jump)
I) Shoot teammates (Rocket Jump (Yes it works))
J) Shoot trees, the ground everything that can be used to fly trough the air using rocketjumps

U forgot da Rocket Jumpz

[Demoman]

Oh em gee how could I forget?!?!?!?!?!

Added.

[TheRealMaceMan]

I couldn't agree more; there are way too many gunners running around without a rocket launcher.

As I saw someone else say, watching a gunner try to stick TNT onto a moving tank is like watching a beached whale trying to flop itself into a pool of water. When I'm driving the tank, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

[Demoman]

(17-07-2009 10:56 PM)TheRealMaceMan Wrote:  I couldn't agree more; there are way too many gunners running around without a rocket launcher.

As I saw someone else say, watching a gunner try to stick TNT onto a moving tank is like watching a beached whale trying to flop itself into a pool of water. When I'm driving the tank, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

You're actually quoting me.

XD

[TheRealMaceMan]

(17-07-2009 10:57 PM)Demoman Wrote:  

(17-07-2009 10:56 PM)TheRealMaceMan Wrote:  I couldn't agree more; there are way too many gunners running around without a rocket launcher.

As I saw someone else say, watching a gunner try to stick TNT onto a moving tank is like watching a beached whale trying to flop itself into a pool of water. When I'm driving the tank, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

You're actually quoting me.

XD

Ah. Well, it's a great quote.

[Anony1200]

#2 Gunner tip:When you buy the friggin' rocket launcher,remember to use it.

[isuckatthisgame]

Rocket Launcher + I Eat Grenades = dead tank

[PvtSanty]

Demoman equals BEST GIF SIG EVAR UN LIFE

[Demoman]

(17-07-2009 11:42 PM)PvtSanty Wrote:  Demoman equals BEST GIF SIG EVAR UN LIFE

Thank you, thank you, you're too kind. xD

I'mma updating this post some moar to make it moar SERIOUS.

[DarkMegaMan]

Rocket Launcher, best thing for Gunners since the easy to kill Commandos

[Aden]

well most new gunners probably dont buy the rocket launcher, but maybe they're trying to do the tnt mission lol

[Demoman]

(18-07-2009 02:57 AM)Aden Wrote:  well most new gunners probably dont buy the rocket launcher, but maybe they're trying to do the tnt mission lol

I've always wanted to do the TnT mission but I'm afraid people will laugh at me.

:<

[MattyG]

INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

Also Gunners with TNT is a comedy goldmine I've seen a few times.

BTW nice sig, was that in Gmod? lol

[ArcEnCiel]

Nom Nom grenades eats up tank blasts?! :O

[Kostolomac]

The bazooka is the only thing that makes playing gunner fun.

[Demoman]

(18-07-2009 11:07 AM)MattyG Wrote:  INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

Also Gunners with TNT is a comedy goldmine I've seen a few times.

BTW nice sig, was that in Gmod? lol

Yus. xD

(18-07-2009 11:18 AM)ArcEnCiel Wrote:  Nom Nom grenades eats up tank blasts?! :O

Why yes, it does. Om nom nom all day long!

The bazooka is the only reason why you should play this class.

[General Failure]

What idiot would use TNT you can throw for about 3 inches, when you can have a Bazooka that fires a rocket to the other side of the level? Seriously, all gunners should have one.

And remember kids: Leg It + Bazooka = PWND Tank

Offtopic: Demoman, your sig scares the crap out of me. XD