17-07-2009, 09:35 PM
Seriously gunners, buy the rocket launcher. It will be the best decision you will ever make.
Can't tell you how many games where I've seen hordes of gunners on both sides hopefully plinking at tanks with their MG's.
Watching a gunner try to stick TNT onto a moving tank is like watching a beached whale trying to flop itself back into the ocean. When I'm driving the tank, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You can use it to:
A) Shoot tanks
B) Shoot planes
C) Shoot commandos
D) Shoot soldiers
E) Shoot gunners
F) Shoot kegs
G) Shoot jeeps
H) Shoot buildings for a rocket jump
I) Shoot teammates for a rocket jump
J) Shoot everything solid for a rocket jump
Call now and I'll throw in a free Leg It!
Advanced Tips: After you buy the rocket launcher, don't forget to use it. Your machine gun does not fire armor piercing bullets. In fact, it doesn't fire bullets. It fires little cotton balls that sometimes hurt people. So please use your rocket launcher.
If you have your friggin' rocket launcher, don't forget to put a point in I Eats Grenades! This om nom nom-alicious ability in combination with the rocket launcher will allow you to fight 90% of tank drivers out there in a 1 v 1 situation, providing they aren't little pansies that eject out as soon as the tank is at 40 health or something.
Can't tell you how many games where I've seen hordes of gunners on both sides hopefully plinking at tanks with their MG's.
Watching a gunner try to stick TNT onto a moving tank is like watching a beached whale trying to flop itself back into the ocean. When I'm driving the tank, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You can use it to:
A) Shoot tanks
B) Shoot planes
C) Shoot commandos
D) Shoot soldiers
E) Shoot gunners
F) Shoot kegs
G) Shoot jeeps
H) Shoot buildings for a rocket jump
I) Shoot teammates for a rocket jump
J) Shoot everything solid for a rocket jump
Call now and I'll throw in a free Leg It!
Advanced Tips: After you buy the rocket launcher, don't forget to use it. Your machine gun does not fire armor piercing bullets. In fact, it doesn't fire bullets. It fires little cotton balls that sometimes hurt people. So please use your rocket launcher.
If you have your friggin' rocket launcher, don't forget to put a point in I Eats Grenades! This om nom nom-alicious ability in combination with the rocket launcher will allow you to fight 90% of tank drivers out there in a 1 v 1 situation, providing they aren't little pansies that eject out as soon as the tank is at 40 health or something.




Seriously, all gunners should have one.