There is a place, inside the war. You open the door and you find a break during fighting. ROYALS ans NATIONALS was agree to open 2 peacefull place for Soldiers, in the street of victory's village you can find this 2 pub. An this, is a pie of ROYAL café...
Nino was barman and a soldier, his pub is strang but friendly.
- Nino - OK i got alchool, peanut, café let them come.
hey nino ill have a nice cold pint and some peanuts thankyou
Hey Commander, you're not getting drunk are you?
I have some top secret intelligence that I would like to share with you and the others. But this is for ROYAL EYES only. It's a picture of the new National prototype JET. I don't think it poses any threat.
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Hey There,Mates... Marty O'Gunner is ma name... wearing me kilt is ma fetish=))
Bartender, Whisky!
- Hey all! - yelled Seba McHooj -Barman! Scotish whisky! For all!...- Seba following barman, and talked to him - Hey Nino! My littl' friend from a frontline! What's up?-
Andy Mcdogood is here and is ready for some lager
- HEY Nino can you bring up a beer or two?... man this war is giving me a dry throat
-Anyone wanna play some poker? *flashes a new deck of cards* see its the new gun collection on its back*points hppily on them*
Marty: - I duuno, mate. Pocker isn't really me thing... Bartender, where's me whisky??
Andy: - anyone else *stares across the room*
Standing up from his secluded spot in the corner of the room, Jashiat slowly walked over, pulling his flight vest tighter around him. "What'd you say about a new type of national jet, Makrel? This could cause some serious trouble for us at the front lines. Surprises are not welcome." A commander in the royal army, Jashiat took his duty to protect his comrades seriously.
((Lol@Picture Makrel =P Epic))
Vor kicks open the door, looking around with a wierd looks across his face, saying "Who's going to kick some Royal bottom! Wait, I meant... National! Yeah, we're fighting them so we're going to kick their.. well yeah.. How's it goin' fellas?"
He stands there waiting for a reply for his really dumb acts of stupidity and pure patriotism.
Happy to see someone has taken interest in the intelligence he gathered, Makrel turned to Jashiat and said, "From what I understand, this jet is faster but weaker. Not sure if it can even handle the stress of flying, but that's National technology for ya. I picked this little piece of intel up, by infilitrating their secret labs. Not too hard when all the Nationals are too drunk to do their jobs! And from the looks of it, their top engineers are enjoying their share of drink as well!"
Makrel, Level 16 Commando.
A scruffy looking man quietly enters the pub late one night. Looking down at the floor he walks briskly across the room and sits down in a lonely corner. Still looking down he says "Bartender....get me a pint" then he leans forwards, puts his head in his hands and sobs.
bartender i would like pie
what a threat,a new plane for the nationals,lucky
Suddenly the man in the corner stops his crying...gets up...and walks over to the bartender and whispers something to him then turns around and in a rough canadian accent says " Those damn Nationals are out and about taking away land that ain't theirs and we just sit in this pub" he pauses and looks around at the wide eyes and blank faces then says "well if thats the case then I've talked to the bartender and tonights drinks are on the house...compliments of Sgt. Donny Edwards." Then he walks over to the bar, grabs a pint, strides over to a table, puts his feet up raises his glass and quietly says to himself" this ones in memory of Doug"
Bartenderrrr!!!! Give me 2 Ice-tea's for me and my cousin please! And hurry up I need to own a few noobs because they were laughing with my new clothes!
gimme some beer will ya?
*burns the bar down*
TAKE THAT ALCOHOLICS
do i win now?
*looks around, dissapointed that no one actually noticed his act of dumbness, and approaches the bar slowly, sayin' "One glass of juice if you've got any."
Oh, thanks to the main page post I found this nice place
Can't wait to talk to you guys
Royals ! ^^ *takes a sit at the nearest table*
