What you need to do to get the DR PEPPER code is this: write a clean but funny joke. Funniest joke wins! One CLEAN joke for each person. Good luck heroes!
And remember.... it needs to be clean, there are kids here.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
An alien comes to Earth. All he has is a note pad and a pen. He knows no English so tries to learn one word or phrase each day. on the first day he goes to a singing club. They are warming up their voices by singing "mememememe" so he writes that down. The next day he goes to a chinese resteraunt. They have run out of chopsticks so the customers are geting anoyed and are shouting "chopsticks" so he writes that down. On the third day he is watching TV. He sees an advert and it says "just for the great taste of coca cola" so he writes that down. The next day there is a murder and he is the prime suspect. A police man finds him and questions him. The questioning goes like this:
Police man: Who did it?
Alien: mememememe
Police man: What do you do it with?
Alien: chopsticks
Police man: Why did you do it?
Alien: Just for the great taste of coca cola. And so that alien is locked up.
Hope you like it!
It´s wintertime and two raisins meeting each other.
The ones says : Why do wear a helmet?
The other one replys : I have to go into the fruit loaf !
me: knock knock
you: who's there?
me: suspense
you: suspense who?
...
LAWL
a stupid guy went to the zoo and put his head into the lion's cage , the guard ran to him and said : what are you doing , the guy told him : what is your problem , i won't eat it .
A man was mowing his front yard when his attractive, blonde, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to her mailbox. She opened the mailbox, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house. A little later, she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and again slammed it shut. Angrily back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, the blonde came out again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
She replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!"
How do you call a smart blonde?
Golden retriever
Until which da<ya does this contest goes
Deafman 1 : Are you planting a new Sunflower?
Deafman 2 : No, im planting a new Sunflower!
Deafman 1 : Oh... I thought your planting a new Sunflower.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
I quite new to the whole PM system, but my mail is 08frva@herlufsholm.dk - Hope you enjoy'd it!
a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants... and as he takes a seat, the bartender is looking at him strangely. The bartender doesn't hesitate to ask the pirate: "So... why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?" and the pirate replied:
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH, IT BE DRIVIN ME NUTS!"
if you need more i can get
and the winners are Warfront and 18004517777 have fun with your new gear
congratulations to Warfront and 18004517777 . Today you are the happy ones.
dam too late i was on school....
what does a cannibal after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wipe his but..
i will give you a code if you want by the time you see this message you will already have it in your pms
now you also have one check your pms
damn missed it too -_- i never have luck with contests
ah well anyway just for the fun of it (and maybe ill get a code because this one is funny)
3 men are sitting on an island cause their boat crashed.For the easy of it we'll call them Tim,Jean and Max. a ship sails by and the owner of the boat says if you can put 100 fruits of the same kind in your butt then you can sail with me away from this island but if you laugh then you need to stay here. Tim did it and can sail with the man Max is almost there cause he got 100 berries in his arms. But when he is at berrie number 99 he laughs. The owner asks him why do you laugh? I saw Jean coming with 100 coconuts in his arms.
XD
(15-03-2010 12:37 PM)Warfront Wrote: [ -> ]Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
ya i know this one for a long time
