ROYAL café

[BTTLE-paul-BTTLE]

National comes in: Hey fatties you know where the GOOD cafe is?!

[fjjfjjfhj]

*a tall,slim,black-haired man walks into the bar,carrying a shotgun*
Oi,anyone still alive in here?
Barkeep,one beer please!

Hey Krafty,is that your jeep?
*points to burning jeep down the road*

err...........how about a drink?

names Chris Sharpblade,by the way.

[anb090]

hahahaha

[martinmann]

Nice story

[midgetsphyco2]

A man came rushing in with his head on fire and screaming. He ran about and dunked his head in another man's beer sitting in the shady corner smoking a half burnt cigar with his head down and concealing his face with a wide brimmed hat.
The man who came rushing in backed away,his head smouldering, and could tell he had put his head in the wrong persons beer. The shady man slowly lifted his head and said in a low voice "Go ahead, make my day".

[fjjfjjfhj]

(13-06-2012 06:01 PM)midgetsphyco2 schrieb:  A man came rushing in with his head on fire and screaming. He ran about and dunked his head in another man's beer sitting in the shady corner smoking a half burnt cigar with his head down and concealing his face with a wide brimmed hat.
The man who came rushing in backed away,his head smouldering, and could tell he had put his head in the wrong persons beer. The shady man slowly lifted his head and said in a low voice "Go ahead, make my day".

Ahh,ya bastard,you ruined my beer!
well,your no Gnat,so im not gonna shoot ya,but at least buy a comrade a drink?

[Richy_Greenback]

"Settle down guys, I'll buy ya a new beer and get you a medic" Richy said

[Risky_Dangerman]

"Heyeyey cannnn iii ge anuda beur ttoe" Risky said

[Richy_Greenback]

"You're my ride home, now way" Richy said

[123456789pdt]

"Howdy there!!!!" Shout Ormit "I want a scotch on the rocks and some peanuts"

[Richy_Greenback]

"Hey" Richy said "Wanna play some cards"

[rreo1215]

awesome forum forever

[AlphaDawg]

A little kid walks into the bar. "Tonics and tanks are nooby!" He says.

I punch him in the nuts, then break his collarbone.

(15-06-2012 07:21 PM)Richy_Greenback schrieb:  "Hey" Richy said "Wanna play some cards"

Sure. Let's play go fish.

[LoLazar]

We Got Hardly Anyone Out There. O_O

[FactorSeven]

A tall, acceptably-built man walks through the door. His Googled Helmet was down, covering his eyes."I challenge the one who loses."
He looked at the set of cards and raised his helmet."Yesh."

[AlphaDawg]

Lol, I'm forever alone, but I win at cards, so you have to play me now.

[lenni2304]

Trollolol all from Closed besta?

[Eragon2001]

After several seconds an explosion happens and BOOOOMM!!Everyone in the cafe and those who were in close distancwe dies.

[fm2111]

Suddenly a fight outside happens, a firefight, and the windows got penetrated [ PEW PEW BOOM KRUSH DGFASHGHGFDS !!! ]

[Richy_Greenback]

"EVERYONE GET DOWN!" Richy screamed