The quick way up Lighthouse.

[spong^]

Ah now your going to assume that I mean using the good old rocket launcher or another kind of limb exploding item, WRONG!. I was minding my own business just walking around and suddenly POW right in the kisser, POW right in the kisser!, POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!. Shot by a royal commando from the top of the lighthouse. Now being a commando myself I had two options

Plan A: Just shoot him with my rifle and then taunt him with some robot moves!
or
Plan B: Do something much more fun!

I went with Plan B, I hopped into a nice little plane and flew towards the tower, I began to fire and he began to fire back. Getting within meters of the tower he realises that I aint turning so he runs clenching his but cheeks tightly to get to the other side. However I had another plan in mind. Seconds before hitting the round white wall of DEATH I ejected from my plane landing perctly on the walkway then with my plane exploding from the impact I run round and "HHEEYYYYAAHHH" I stab him right in the backside. Then as I know he is watching me truly amazed by my awesomeness! I finish it all of with a bit of the Robot! And it all went down listening to Queen - Don't Stop Me Now, Only wish I was recording.

[Kriking]

2 years later. Someone replies with

"Isn't that a mission that we have now?"

[Ro1ism]

There was a tale of an old Thread said to contain horrifing information about...

The light house... tuh tuh tuuuh *lighting strikes*