[story] Jake Styles, National Smart Guy

ProtoNoob · 02-07-2010, 01:15 PM | **Beitrag #41**

Good to see we still have comedians lurking about the forums

Ekhayl · 02-07-2010, 04:42 PM | **Beitrag #42**

indeed ^^
but we need a new chapter, Nano!
NAO! Wink

NanoAce · 04-07-2010, 05:44 PM | **Beitrag #43**

Part 15: New Universe!

Jake woke up feeling really burnt and explosioned. He got up, and went to the closet near the bed he was in. When he opened it, it was filled with reddish-pink dresses, and two girls popped up on the side of him and said "Blossom! Get your lazy butt dressed! We've got to go beat up Mojojojo for some random evil scheme! If he isn't doing anything evil, we'll just kill his goldfish!" Jake was hungry, so he ate the two girls in one bite and put on a reddish-pink dress. Then, some random guy who says he's "The Professor" walks in while he is naked. He screams and projectile-poops the two girls out at him, knocking all three unconscious. It was only when the sadistic clown face phone beeped a million times did Jake realize what was happening. Of course! Jake had been so blind. Jake was in an episode of Ben10! So Jake ripped something that look like an omnitrix out of "The Professor's" throat and slapped it on his wrist. Jake then proceded to grunt, squeal, heave, and roar, urging a transformation to come on. All Jake got frmo the attempt was a lousy piece of poo.

I've continued the story cuz this story is too fun to stop writing.

Sadron82 · 04-07-2010, 06:02 PM | **Beitrag #44**

That's the spirit! Wink

It is fun to read too.

CapitalistMan · 05-07-2010, 05:59 AM | **Beitrag #45**

Yay more parts. Big Grin

Commander356 · 05-07-2010, 01:47 PM | **Beitrag #46**

Nano you tell me not to put shows in the Brawl Bar yet your doing it here.Still AWESOMELY FUNNY!

NanoAce · 05-07-2010, 02:30 PM | **Beitrag #47**

(05-07-2010 01:47 PM)Commander356 schrieb: Nano you tell me not to put shows in the Brawl Bar yet your doing it here.Still AWESOMELY FUNNY!

The shows accentuate my story. With the RP, Spongebob just held us back.

NanoAce · 07-07-2010, 03:03 AM | **Beitrag #48**

Bumpity bump bump bumpbumpbumpbumpbump. Bump. Bumb, Bump's brother.

NanoAce · 08-07-2010, 01:23 AM | **Beitrag #49**

Part16: Wake Up, Sir!

While Jake was interpreting the squish pattern of the mushy brown goo, he was slapped in the face. By, apparently, air. He looked around for a bit, and burst into tears. Everyone is frickin' mean. So Jake conjured a knife with his super brainy powers and was about to cut his arm horizontally when he remembered something. "Nonono! Not across the way, down the road!" Jake was now about to cut himself vertically, when he was slapped again, and a voice screamed "YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!" It turned out that Jake Styles was actually just dreaming about EVERYTHING and he fell asleep while listening to his wife's troubles. It turned out his wife was Zachary0015. She had just left him too! Man, life sucked for Jake now.

Zachary0015 · 08-07-2010, 01:28 AM | **Beitrag #50**

(08-07-2010 01:23 AM)NanoAce schrieb: It turned out his wife was Zachary0015.

Sadron82 · 08-07-2010, 12:39 PM | **Beitrag #51**

Oh dear.

NanoAce · 20-07-2010, 07:08 PM | **Beitrag #52**

Part 17: I Lied.

As it turns out the dashing, handsome, witty, wonderful, awe-inspiring, humorous, chick-magnet narrator lied about everything in the previous two chapters and Jake was just lying sorta of crispy on the ground unconscious where the Royal base used to be, now a huge pile of crappy, black, burnt sludge. Jake woke up with a start. Where was his bride?! He ran over to the nearest rock and, like in every cliche, found his beloved under a rock. It was Oprah.
"Oh, my love," whispered Jake, "I knew that the old man was you. You just put on a magical talking pair of pants that made you go bonkers. WHY?! WHY DID THIS CRUEL WORLD TAKE YOU AWAY?!" Jake got up, went back home to the national base, and cried. In his boss's office, and his boss was a very famous man named... Pablo.
"Pablo, I lost my frickin' fiance!" screamed Jake.
"O rly? Stfu Noob!" yelled Pablo.
"What?! Why?" sobbed Jake.
"BECAUSE THIS IS YOUR FrICKIN' STORY, NOT MINE," Pablo said, slapping Jake in the face.
"Yeah... it is!!! So..." Jake mused, "I'M GONNA END IT!" Jake got up, ran out of the door, ran to my house and... NO!! NO!! DON'T DO IT!!! JAKE DON'T SHOO...

TheZeroHero · 20-07-2010, 10:17 PM | **Beitrag #53**

I...LIKE IT!!!

NanoAce · 01-08-2010, 03:48 PM | **Beitrag #54**

Bump'd so everyone can still enjoy da wonduhfulness of da Jakey!

ZeroedGamer · (20-12-2010 02:58 AM)

That....was so..........I'm at a loss for words to describe the awesomeness this story is.

sharpshooter1357 · 11-08-2010, 05:48 PM | **Beitrag #56**

THIS STORY IS EPIC!!!!! To bad i've been gone for a while, otherwise i would have gladly given you permission to put Pablo in your story whenever.

P.S If pablo really did run the base, there wouldn't have been a national base for jake to return to Big Grin

NanoAce · 11-08-2010, 11:32 PM | **Beitrag #57**

Hush... no one knows, but the "National base" was just a fort made out of blankets with Pablo's favorite teddy bear inside.

sharpshooter1357 · 18-08-2010, 03:14 AM | **Beitrag #58**

and something else just acured to me. Pablo's a Royal. Why's he running a national base?

K.U.S.T. · 21-08-2010, 03:28 AM | **Beitrag #59**

Pablo most likely forgot he was a royal after ridin into the sunset on a national and burnt his brain. so he started a faction called the Pablos and Jake was just too dumb to realize it wasnt a national base...

at least, that's what i think Tongue

NanoAce · 22-08-2010, 09:13 PM | **Beitrag #60**

(21-08-2010 03:28 AM)K.U.S.T. schrieb: Pablo most likely forgot he was a royal after ridin into the sunset on a national and burnt his brain. so he started a faction called the Pablos and Jake was just too dumb to realize it wasnt a national base...

at least, that's what i think

Woah... YOU'RE A SPAI!!! HOW'D YOU FIGURE ALL THAT OUT?! Wink